PART 1 (Just for fun)
INDIA TO ATTACK PAKISTAN
We have received a secret information from our sources that PM Narendra Modi has decided to attack Pakistan and capture Lahore and make it part of India.
This news has created chaos in Pakistan.According to our inside sources Hafiz Saeed is afraid of Indian Army and planning to leave Pakistan in search for a safe place to hide.
Meanwhile Nawaz Sharif is too afraid of India, has appealed America and China to interfere into the matter. China and America afraid of Narendra Modi's 56" chest has clearly said that they do not have anything to do , its their internal matter.
Reason for China, who was considered to be a reliable ally of Pakistan (on whose support Pakistan used to bark),to withdrew its support from Pakistan, is considered that Modi called Chinese President Xi Jinping and threatened that if China dared to interfere into the matter then he will capture Beijing too.
At the same time in India situation is completely different. People here are overwhelmed and full of excitement. Bhakts are celebrating this as a festival and are distributing sweets in the neighborhood. Many are on roads dancing with dhols and trumpets.
Also our reporter Chandra Prakash Chaurasiya said that Yogi Adityanath and Sadhvi Prachi has asked Narendra Modi to give them opportunity to lead Indian army from front...
To be Continued......